Bring on my crown.........

If I was Queen of the world, I would:

1) Make my friend at Starbucks 40 years old and single
2) Eliminate tipping(while raising min. wage of course)
3) give myself my own office
4) Produce instant bad Karma for all people who do really crappy things
5) End the war in Iraq
6) Have a conversation with my birth Mother and have someone take our picture together
7) Bring Elvis back to life
8) Write my life story; Oprah would read it, love it, and bring me on her show
9) Bring back Lenders Bagels to Fred Meyers
10) Hit a home run tomorrow