Happy to be clean and sober.

I went to two parties yesterday. It once again reinforced that drinking brings out the absurdity in people. The more people drink, the more fun they appear to have and the more uncomfortable I become.
Party #1- Lovely home, great people, but alcohol was the focal point. These people were mostly younger than me and getting wasted seemed to be the goal. This led to some pretty "interesting" behaviour by a couple of lesbians who seemed to have lost all sense of good judgment somewhere between their fourth and fifteenth mohito. I wonder if the pants would have come down if they were sober?
Party #2- people my age!!! Beautiful back yard.. tiki torches, etc and FOOD was the main focus. Much more comfortable setting. However as the alcohol flowed, the people change. They become redicilous. Being the only completely sober one, I suppose I am the only one who notices this.
I needed a party #3- Where people ate, acted the age they are, and talked about interesting topics. Kids ran around and there was laughter not fueled by alcohol, and no one showed you the tricks they could do with their new breast implants. And you didn't feel depressed when you hopped in your car to go home.
I am shocked at the amount of people who still drink and drive. This is a topic I can not even go to right now.
Today, I am more than grateful that I don't drink. I have no regrets on what I did or said last night and there are no pictures of me with my pants down performing lewd acts on another human being. Ah. thank god for sobriety.
jb