Where's second base???

I am in a softball slump. It is very disturbing to me. I can't get a hit to save my life. In my last 8 times at bat, I have seen first base only once, and this was due to an error. My bat and I have always got along well, but not this week. I even betrayed it and tried someone else's. No luck.
My throwing is off as well. I aim for second base, why is it going three feet to the left? Why???
Softball is my greatest source of fun and it is falling apart on me! Or I am falling apart on it, i'm not sure.
You know what's bad? and I would only say it here, I find myself getting mad at my teammates who are hitting well. I keep it in my head of course, but there is some kind of sick bat envy going on.
Saturday, I will show up to batting practice, pull out my bat, have a nice talk with it, and see if I can't kick this slump in the ass.
jb