A driver or a Chef?

If I could have one unecessary luxury in my life, it would be a Chef. Some people would choose a personal driver instead. Not I.
I love to eat good food but find cooking for myself redicilous.
My diet consists of the same couple of things. I eat soy chicken sandwiches, grilled cheese, sometimes grilled HAM and cheese! There is the occasional breakfast for dinner, and hot dogs. My side dishes consist of either chips and salsa or wheat thins dipped in cottage cheese. This is pretty much my diet. It is easy and it seems to be sustaining life.
If I had a chef I would eat seafood, really good salads, fancy stir frys, pork roast and mashed potatoes, and he would make me home made biscuits at my command.
On Sunday mornings I would have french toast, eggs cooked with fancy herbs, and of course homemade biscuits.
If I had a chef I would eat at 6. Desert would be at 8. As it stands I rarely eat dinner before 8pm.
I can imagine no greater luxury than having my own personal Chef. I would also invite him to eat with me. After all, he's here, and I'm here, why not. We would strike up interesting conversation about the use of sage. This would lead to other topics and we would realize we have alot in common. He loves to cook and I love to eat. We would eventually fall in love over brunch one day.
He would move in and cook for me for the rest of my life.
There could be no greater luxury.
jb