And they moved to Beverly............

Why do full size men find the need to ride these little miniature motor bikes? They are not motorcycles, nor or they scooters, but something in between. They are about 2 feet high and the size of a kids big wheel in length.
Up and down my street they go all day and night long. I've never seen anything like it. They are very loud and quite annoying. I don't see them in any other neighborhood, just mine.
Does the ghetto attract these certain kind of thrill seekers? Is the El Camino in the shop?
Ah, I dream of the day I move into some nice sidewalked neighborhood where people walk their dogs, and ride their non motorized bikes........
I actually saw a pick-up going down my street with a couch in the back and a girl sitting on it. The Clampents have invaded SE Portland!
jb