seafood anyone?

Ok, we are just going to get this out in the open. Yes, there was a stuffed lobster in my dog house. It was all scrunched in the corner and yes to me, it looked like dead kittens or possums. Once again, I say that I was too afraid to get close, so I was looking from about 15 feet away, and I swear it did not resemble a lobster.
How did the lobster get there? Well, I dog sat for my friends dog last summer and he came with a stuffed lobster. It ended up getting left behind in the dog house.
The very worst part is having my ex husband come over to remove the damn thing. I told him there was something dead in there and he came over with a giant net, wearing gloves all prepared to do what I was too chicken to do. Needless to say, I felt pretty damn stupid when he pulled out the lobster. I told him "this didn't happen" to which he replied, "oh, yes it did" I knew I was doomed to lobster jokes for possibly a very long time.
I just thank goodness I didn't call the animal control people which I contemplated, because I hate to call the ex to do my dirty work. Can you see a city worker standing in my yard with a stuffed lobster in his hand?????
Ok, laugh it up people, then we will move onto something else.....
jb